Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Mens Magazine Market In Toronto

By Adriana Noton

A well written, well put together, well focused magazine is a thing of beauty. It presents its subject matter in formats light on the distractions, unlike the Internet and television. A mens magazine can focus on body building, business, cars, provocatively photographed women, sports. A Toronto magazine can focus on the concerns and attractions of the city. In fact, Toronto, Canada's magazine Mecca, has a large enough population, some 5.5 million, to support a number of weekly and monthly publications all on its own.

Do you like magazines? If so, when visiting Toronto take the time to explore the Toronto section of the magazine isle at any good news stand or book store. Here you will find a mens magazine or three that are top notch. Though naked women are not the specialty of any of them, snappy writing, good fashion coverage and odd-ball articles certainly are.

Are you a commuter? Compare the experience of reading a magazine on your morning commute on the Toronto GO train with reading an ezine on your smart phone. The magazine presents itself to you with more content on as much as twenty times the content as a smart phone can present. The graphic content is of measurably better quality. And the quality of the information content is also higher. Writers for the web rarely have the resources and time to research and write anything of high quality. This is why so much of the content of ezines consist of opinion, rather than facts.

In Canada, it is common for a major newspaper to include a monthly glossy magazine. Subjects of these types of full color magazine inserts include a monthly business magazine, a quarterly glossy dedicated to automobiles, an annual brides magazine and a travel magazine. The Toronto mens magazine section has fewer entries.

The largest circulation genre in the industry are celebrity gossip magazines. Of the big glossies, women's fashion mags including bridal magazines, are number two. As for the mens magazine genre, the range of sub-genres is long. The mainstream general interest mens magazine covers fashion from a very conservative perspective and combines this with bright, sardonic writing and soft focus photo spreads of attractive starlets.

The path of the mens magazine was forever altered in 1960. That is the year that a British court ruled, in an obscenity case concerning Lady Chatterly's Lover, a 1928 novel by D. H. Lawrence, that people have a right to read and view obscene material. Two hundred thousand copies of the book were sold over the next week and three million were sold over the next two years. Today, mens magazines that prominently feature nude women are considered generally acceptable.

A sports magazine is a pleasure for sports fanatics. Where else can you get the background stories that are sports fans hunger for. Knowing the backstory of a player creates an emotional involvement in a game even when your favorite team is not playing.

Canada's largest single market is the Greater Toronto Area. It has a thriving local Sports Magazine industry that is one mens magazine short of demand. Toronto is also the nations capital for all other English language magazines, not just local ones. - 42569

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Celtics Advance As LeBron's Cavs Head Home

By Ross Everett

The Cleveland Cavaliers finished the NBA's regular season with the league's best record, and LeBron James won the Most Valuable Player award in the process. Despite this success, the Cavs will be watching the rest of the NBA playoffs on TV. Cleveland was eliminated by the Boston Celtics on Thursday night, losing game six by a final score of 94-85. Boston will now face the Orlando Magic for the right to represent the Eastern Conference in the NBA Finals.

The Cavs had won two of the first three games before the Celtics rebounded to win the last three en route to the series victory. In game six, Boston was priced as a -1' point NBA betting favorite and easily covered the pointspread. The 179 combined points scored went well UNDER the posted total of 194. Heading into Game 6, Cleveland had taken the money in 8 of the last 12 games held at Boston's TD BankNorth Garden although Boston had won 10 of 12 outright.

LeBron James didn't go down without a fight, however, as he put up a 'triple double' consisting of 27 points, 19 rebounds and 10 assists. Mo Williams added 22 points, but the Cavs received little production from the rest of the roster. For the game, the Celtics' bench outscored their Cleveland counterparts 24-13.

Kevin Garnett was the high scorer for the Celtics with 22 points and 12 rebounds, and afterward credited his team's experience:

"Winning is gratifying. You're playing the best team in basketball; the challenge is there; you don't have to dress it up. One thing we don't lack is confidence. We're a veteran team and we understand when it's time to lock in as a group. I think we did just that. I think the experience is taking over."

LeBron, meanwhile, was in a state of shock:

"The fact that it's over right now is definitely a surprise to me. A friend of mine told me, 'I guess you've got to go through a lot of nightmares before you realize your dream.' That's what's going on for me individually right now."

There's been much speculation about the future of the reigning MVP-LeBron is eligible to opt out of his contract this summer and there's no shortage of teams that would love to have him. For now, he's keeping his cards close to the vest:

"I want to win. That's my only thing, my only concern. I've always prided myself -- it's all about winning for me and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that. But at the same time, I've given myself options to this point. Me and my team, we have a game plan that we'll execute and we'll see where we're at."

The Celtics will now face the Orlando Magic, who have rampaged through the first two rounds of the playoffs. Orlando's conference semifinal sweep of the Atlanta Hawks was the most dominating 4 game series victory in NBA history, with an average per game margin of victory of 25.2 points. - 42569

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A Straight Forward Synopsis Of The War Movie Paths Of Glory

By Raul Moses

Paths of Glory was originally written as a novel by Humphrey Cobb, a story which would turn into one of the greatest war movie classics made in the 50's. Considered to be one among the most potent movies directed by Stanley Kubrick, this black and white close up at the politics of war has had audiences cringing for nearly half a century. Based on the French army's efforts against the Germans during World War I, the movie takes a different turn then most war stories, examining the enemy from within, rather than those outside.

In an effort to please the politicians and civilians who grow tired of a lasting stalemate between French forces and invading German troops, The French General Staff devises a foolhardy idea. The normally reasonable general in charge of the forces the plan pertains to convinces himself that it is a plausible idea after the possibility of his promotion is mentioned. He relays this to the colonel overseeing the deadly World War I trench, and the colonel sees the sad truth surrounding the hopeless mission, without the ability to take action against it.

The film takes a subtle, and realistic by today's standards, approach to the telling of a war story. The characters drive the plot forward without prompt from the external enemy, but rather from the inhumane judgments and justifications of their own seats of power. A depth exists in every private, general, and rank in between, along with the interactions between them. This is why the movie is a popular choice for teachers to assign their students to analyze and write about it for critical thinking.

Despite the colonel's best efforts to rally his troops and fulfill the order given by the general, everyone in the company feels a looming sense of failure. Made concrete by the quick slaughtering of just about every man who leaves the trench, many stay behind, positive there is no way to win. The observing general then accuses the regiment of cowardice, and three men are chosen to take the blame for the French failure. The judgment that ensues is the main motivation for the story, and just like the attempted attack, takes the characters down a dark journey in which no one can see a light at the end.

Though black and white footage may simply appear to be a technical limitation of the past to many who see an older film, it is still a respected medium for its drama and contrasting power. The emotional pull of the scenes in Paths of Glory are masterfully integrated with the lighting, darkness playing into the emotion of fear and anger, patchy light mixed with dark to portray doubt and suspense, and bright white to reveal the overly clean and opulent.

One technical issue that many in today's audience may notice is the tendency of the characters to pace around the room during thoughts and speech, sometimes to an unrealistic extreme. The reason for this is to keep the feeling of motion alive while characters are set in lengthy conversations. With the limited ability to move the camera itself due to the touchy nature of lighting at the time, shot diversity depended on the actors' theatrical movements and gestures to stay interesting.

Because the movie's sentiments leaned toward the pointlessness and politics of war, it was considered controversial and even taboo in some European countries. It was the first of its kind to depict the antagonist of a war story as those in higher power from one's own side, rather than the advancing enemy forces. Though anti-war movies and cultural viewpoints did not become popular until after the war with Vietnam, the actors and crew involved with the film took an artistic risk and moral standpoint that will be remembered for all cinematic history.

Although Paths of Glory did not make a large profit upon its release, it remains a potent classic in film history for all time. Teachers of many liberal art subjects show the film to their students to discuss the moral dilemmas and valiant versus selfish motives. While many war movies may have their glory day come and go, the underrated tale of Paths of Glory sticks around as a time honored classic any film appreciator should see. - 42569

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What Are My Cruise Ship Vacation Options

By Troy Hobbs

When you think about preparing for your cruise vacation the most important things are not necessarily the perfect swimsuit and sandals. There are a few key steps you can take before your cruise vacation that will ensure you have a stress-free trip. First ensure you have a valid passport. Next pre-book your shore excursions and ship appointments online. Finally assess your available credit and get plenty of cash to make sure you aren't caught short at sea. These small steps add up to peace of mind so you can really relax during your cruise vacation.

If your cruise vacation takes you outside the borders of the US you should renew or get a passport as soon as possible. The new rules require a valid passport to reenter the country from Mexico Canada and the Caribbean. If you've traveled a lot you want to make sure you have blank pages in your passport and check the expiration date. A perfect cruise vacation can be ruined if you find your passport expired during your trip.

Those who don't yet have a passport should pay the extra money for faster processing in order to get it as soon as possible before your trip. Make a few copies of your passport before the trip. They will come in handy if yours is lost or stolen. It's a great idea to put one in your suitcase and give one to your emergency contact back in the states.

A month or so before your cruise vacation you'll receive your documents. These contain vital information about the amenities on your ship shore excursions and all the activities available. You can probably make your reservations online. Those who wait until they board their cruise ship to do this will find a long line and inconvenient times available. If you book ahead you can step on board knowing that your spa appointment was not booked during dinner.

You may have booked your cruise vacation to celebrate a birthday anniversary honeymoon or other milestone. Most cruise lines have special packages to enhance your festivities. It is a great idea to give the staff plenty of time to make arrangements such as having hors d'eouvres in your room. Waiting until you are at sea to request twelve dozen orange roses is likely to result in disappointment.

A few months before your cruise vacation take a look at your amount of available credit. You'll want to know as soon as possible if you must open another card pay down your balance or move money around. Upon check in you can expect a hold on your credit card for incidentals during your trip. Liners could set holds ranging $50-200 per day on your card.

Confirm your cruise line's policy with a quick call. This is really important if you plan more hotel stays and car rentals during your vacation which mean multiple holds on your account. While you will ultimately only be charged for actual expenses it make take several days for it all be adjusted. To avoid the embarrassment of a declined credit card during your trip make sure you have enough available credit.

It is also a good idea to bring enough cash for your trip. While you'll use your credit card a lot there are times when cash is important. Because of the high rate of fraud many merchants will not take traveler's checks. ATMs are usually available on ship but sometimes they run empty and you can count on a high fee. On shore some smaller merchants and street vendors will not take credit cards. Bring smaller bills for cash tips to your cruise line staff. Bringing cash means you can enjoy your dream vacation and avoid inconvenience.

Even a chaotic person can get organized for a cruise vacation. Just a little bit of preparation can ensure that you arrive at your ship prepared to delight in every minute of your cruise vacation. Make sure your passport is current reserve your shore excursions and spa appointments ahead of time and assess your credit and cash needs. These are small steps that will help make sure you are able to relax and truly enjoy your cruise vacation. Make sure you pack your sandals and swimsuit! - 42569

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World's Worst Fishing Puns

By Rick London

Now reaching middle-age, reaching minnowpause, a good many folks think I'm mentally eel. My theory though is that I've haddock with life, not unlike Salmon Rushdie or Marlin Brando. Mahi oh mahi. Since I've always marched to a different drummer, you know, or sang like Tuna Turner. I live down on squid roe. and been a shad bit egocentric, people have tried desperately to save my sole. Holy mackerel, if I could count the times. Those bassturds. They just perch up on their high seahorse and talk down to me as if I'm pond scum. So what's it all about, Algae? So you feel I'm shellfish and cruel but read between the line, swivel, and hook.

For awhile I tried corporate America and I played a rather decent upwardly-mobile guppy. I made a great deal of money but always felt crappie. You may grunter at my humor but who are you to judge? Take your fathead elsewhere. I'm not just another John Dory writer, you know.

Before long, I was swimming with the sharks and swam back to shore. Nay, I was no angelfish, that is for sure, but I was sturdy as a rockfish. Like other baby boomer, I was striving to be an upwardly mobile guppy. I am certain a lot of my problems is that I listened to too many rock bands in my youth and don't follow direction well due to my being hard of herring. I do have faith; I'm not one of those agnostic fish-types who ponders if Cod even exists in heaven above.

More than once, in fact lox of times, I would start a project early in the yearling, and never finish it. This only served to bait the public into calling me a sucker(fish) or even worse!! I can stand the heat. Nobody can lure me unless I let them. I know how to take care of myself. I left home at age 15 and was an urchin ever since. The streets are hard for a fighting fish but I made it after all. Many times I was on the bream of success and blew it just like any blowfish would do. One time I even trout for major league football (no kidding) during the USA league. They laughed me off the field treating me in a clownfish manner. I didn't like it at all.

There are plenty of fish in the sea. If one does not want to know me is "that's their net loss". It's my own fish philosophy; well I actually plagiarized it from decarp "I swim therefore I am wet." And to them I simply say "Caviar Emptor", and yes, even Carp Diem (as obvious a fish pun as it may be...but I digress into deeper waters).... But in my own way, the world is my oyster and nobody can take that away from me. I continue to have a porpoise in life and really, isn't that what counts? I could have turned out evil like Jack The Flipper but noo. I became an outstanding citizen nevertheless. They will never make me walk the plankton. Some of my story may be sardinonic but that is the way it goes. It helps me cope through the rough seas. If they think I'm some kind of shrimpleton, they are just being crabby in my humble opinion.

And so the world evolves. And I will think of a new philosophy as soon as I have time to mullet over. But I will. Because I'm the reel thing more real to my mom than Maggie was to ROD Stewart. You can count on that. I may fail a lot but when I throw a strike, no catfish hunter has a thing on me. So when I change no neon tetra light is going to go off. It will be a gradual thing. And I'm not sea lion either. I am truthful; hook line and thinker. This is no moray-eel issue. It's simply another bottom-feeder situation. - 42569

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Functions Of An Undertaker In A Funeral Service

By Anton Alvarez

Undertakers are also known as funeral directors and next in line to the family of the dead and the clergy, they are the most significant persons to take care of the funeral service. These are people who help you arrange the funeral, right from the start to the end. Undertakers have to be ready for job at any time of the day and any day of the year without fail, as they have an emergency duty.

In the face of such a great loss, the bereaved family may not be able to take fast decisions regarding the service and final disposition of the body. This is where the undertaker enters the scene and takes over. His duties include deciding the specific time, place, and manner in which the funeral service will be conducted. Besides, the undertaker enables you to confront the loss that has befallen you, by staying at your side and managing every aspect of the funeral service, which enables you to display the deep regard and love you have in your heart for the deceased.

Planning a funeral service begins with deciding upon its time, venue and date and then informing the same to family and friends. Once this has been finalised, the undertaker makes preparations for shifting the body to the funeral home or where it is to be laid to rest. In case of a burial service, the appropriate coffin in which the body is to be rested is mostly picked by the undertaker.

Moreover, the undertaker also helps in organising the funeral service, including selecting florists, flowers, church, making arrangements for transport, food, clergy, music, copies of script of hymns, headstone and ashes. All arrangements are made by the undertaker keeping in mind the wishes of the relatives so that the deceased gets full respect in the funeral service.

Lastly, some undertakers also help in appropriate embalming and shipment of the body if needed, and in preparation and arranging for the funeral service in another country if the person has died abroad. - 42569

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The Reasons Why You Must Hire A Funeral Service Director

By Ellen Samuels

The death of a family member can bring about lots of emotional stress, trauma, and difficulties with finances. These feelings are often generated by the sudden death of a loved one. When a loved one dies all of a sudden, those left behind will be in more shock and it would be harder for them to accept their loved one's death. Nonetheless, we must always accept that death is part of the cycle of life.

For an individual who experiences the demise of a loved one, grief is a strong emotion that threatens to overwhelm them. At this time of mourning, a grief-stricken individual cannot make sound decisions. Nonetheless, the bereaved must confront practical issues pertaining to their loved one's demise. One of the essential things to look into at this time is the funeral service arrangement. During this time of grief, it may be wise for the bereaved to take on the services of a funeral director.

A funeral director's primary task is to make arrangements for the cremation or burial of the dead and for the funeral rites that precede the burial.

There are four important tasks of a funeral director, they are: (a) transporting the body to the mortuary; (b) embalming and readying the body for service; (c) preparing for the ceremonies for friends and family to pay their final respects to the departed and; (d) the final act of burial or cremation as per the beliefs of the family.

These duties cover different types of jobs, including arrangement of hearse for carrying the deceased, deciding the venue and timings for the funeral ceremony and also publishing obituaries in the electronic media and in the newspapers. In addition, funeral directors also take care of things like arrangements of flowers and bouquets for each service, anointing and dressing the deceased, arrangement for transportation of the family and relatives from one service to another etc.

Besides these tasks, a funeral director is also entrusted with the job of doing the mandatory paperwork formalities required after a person's death. He assists the relatives in procuring a death certificate. He also makes preparations to settle any insurance claims, and helps the family members in applying for seniors' burial benefits. He also takes care of problems related to annuities and transfer of pension of the deceased to the lawful beneficiary and aids the family to estimate a budget for the services.

He also has to work in collaboration with many people and should coordinate with different people for effectively performing his tasks. He should be able to interact with physicians, florists, casket makers and pastors equally well.

Finally, it is essential for funeral directors to come forward and provide some solace to the grieving family on a personal level, so as to help them tide over the loss of a loved one. Some funeral directors neglect this task, but it is an important part of their service no doubt. - 42569

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